Gut Rot

Rock star without a guitar \m/

May 30, 2012 4:29 pm

22 Days until I finish uni FOREVER (fingers crossed exams don’t fuck me over) 

31 Days until I say cya later Wollongong and missed you Dubbo 

And just over 2 months until I say CYA IN 6MONTHS AUSTRALIA and HELLLLOOOOO USA

Scary scary! 

11:01 am

I really just want to work at the Dinosaur Museum or Questacon in Canberra :( 

May 29, 2012 10:53 pm
What even. You were drunk at Chloes party.

Ummm I think you misunderstood hahahah, it’s pretty much sayin’ that every geologist is an alcoholic! 

10:40 pm

‘There is a considerable, and still growing body of scientific literature that suggests that geologists are in fact the world’s first alcohol-based life form. Owing to a crucial imbalance in blood electrolyte levels (possibly caused by overexposure to bad rock puns) most find it necessary to imbibe vast quantities of alcoholic beverages at every opportunity. Therefore the phrase “I am not an alcoholic, I am a geologist” has become quite common within many student bodies to explain their metamorphism from an organic based life form to a alcohol-based one’.


WELL THAT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING! 

May 28, 2012 10:12 pm

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littlescruff: When iz u in americuntz?

Goin’ in late August-early September for 6-12monthhhhhhs hahaha, when are you planning on goin’?

10:02 pm

Realising how many people I have only met when super drunk, oh my….good times are always had though…. hahahaha 

May 26, 2012 7:20 pm May 25, 2012 10:38 pm May 23, 2012 5:56 pm
Got my test results today…these are my dietary ‘reccomendations’ fuck life!

Got my test results today…these are my dietary ‘reccomendations’ fuck life!

12:18 am

Whenever I skype with Brianna it just reminds me of the hours we ‘studied’ together via the internet for our HSC, aka playing silly buggers instead of learnin’ a thing about anythin’. GOOD TIMES